Upon the FloorBy Philip Barton / August 15, 2026 / Leave a Comment I got up from my bed, And then fell upon the floor. My legs had both been stolen. Tonight I’ll lock the door. Author Philip Barton Please leave this field empty Hey, like to join the World of Whimsy? Sign up to receiveA Ditty A Day! We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info. Check your inbox or spam folder to confirm your subscription.