Two-Nosed Pete

His shadow caused a tremor

As he strode the local street.

A tougher man there never was

Than one-eyed, two-nosed Pete.

They shuddered as he stopped,

Then they turned their backs and quivered.

His famous sneeze caused quite a breeze.

Hundreds wiped and shivered.

 

© Copyright Philip Barton, February 6th, 2026,  All rights reserved

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