Never put your feet in shoes
Lest lizards got there first.
And never go where waters ooze,
The crocodiles are worst.
Avoid all modern lavatories
For rats come through the pipes,
There are very many stories
Of these ghastly toothy types.
It’s best to stay in bed all day,
For there you can be sure,
As long as spiders stay away,
Your life will be secure.
