Numero Uno

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This is your husband,

A man amongst men.

A numero uno,

A ten out of ten.

What woman could ask,

For anything more,

Than a supremely self-centred

Intolerable bore.

 

© Copyright Philip Barton, July 6th, 2025 All rights reserved

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