Chairs and bottoms go together,
Especially when we’re sitting.
They make the day more comfortable
For crosswords, chess and knitting.
One chair per bottom would suffice,
But in this world of plenty,
There are many spare for everyone.
On average almost twenty.
So a Minister was assigned,
To head up Bottom Affairs.
He ensures posteriors
Have equal rights to chairs.
© Copyright Philip Barton, January 4th, 2026. All rights reserved
