This is a public announcement,
To answer a deluge of bile,
No ditty from
A-Ditty-A-Day
Was ever on Epstein’s isle.
Ditty never met Epstein.
Such suggestions are patently flawed.
No case can be made,
Ditty’s morals have strayed.
That’s a photoshopped scurrilous fraud.
His nonsense was seriously big.
Our ditty is silly and short.
No flight manifest,
Shows a ditty as guest.
Such a charge would be laughed out of court.
Though ditty’s read by _______
And _______ promised discretion.
Our ditty never touched _______,
And _______ didn’t make a confession.
Our ditty’s aloof from such foibles.
It’s important our readers know,
That despite sex appeal
And reading Art Of The Deal,
He’s as pure as the driven snow.
© Copyright Philip Barton, March 11th, 2026 All rights reserved
