Super Power

I’ve now become invisible,

Assumed a Super Power.

Most can see straight through me

While the rest just sit and cower.

I’m not one for delusions,

Or fantasies and dreams.

My ears are set firm on the ground

And all is as it seems.

 

©  Copyright Philip Barton, July 13th, 2025. All rights reserved

Compost

Pumpkin tendrils swayed this way,

Then that way, to and fro.

The leaves moved gently by that breeze

Hid dank dark space below.

The old man in the garden,

Was lost one sunny day.

Those tendrils pounced and pulled him in.

As compost he would stay.

They sucked the goodness out,

But there wasn’t much of that.

So they sucked out all the naughty,

Now they’re healthy green and fat.

 

© Copyright Philip Barton, March 22nd, 2026, All rights reserved

Diminished Faculties

My faculties are becoming diminished.

I start things that never get finished.

I’m half way through this

And beginning on that

And I think

 

© Copyright Philip Barton 8th October, 2021. All rights reserved.

My Shadow

A car ran over my shadow,

But it didn’t hurt much at all.

It went over my torso,

And would have hurt more so

If I hadn’t been quite so tall.

 

© Copyright Philip Barton 11th August 2018. All rights reserved

When Your Spring Winds Down

When your spring winds down,

Like Grandfather clocks.

And your life falls apart like a ship on the rocks.

When you give your last frown,

In your old dressing gown,

Do you go to the land of the missing socks?

 

            © Copyright Philip Barton July 21st, 2012. All rights reserved.

Biggest Pumpkin

He’s the biggest of the pumpkins,

Orange smug and plump.

Dense inside,

We look with pride,

And call it Donald Trump.

 

©  Copyright Philip Barton, March 22nd, 2026. All rights reserved

A Heterodox*

A heterodox,

Leapt out of the box

And scampered through life

On his own.

From youth to long tooth,

He quested for truth,

And all sooth

that he sought

Is now known.

 

(*Heterodox – someone of a differing or unorthodox opinion)

© Copyright Philip Barton 26th October 2019. All rights reserved.

Glow-worm

I’d love to be a glow-worm.
A glow-worm’s never glum.
It’s hard to be downhearted
When the sun shines from your bum.
Anonymous

Star Shine

It can seem the world is serious,

But we are here to tell

Of a happy little website

Where light-hearted people dwell.

Don’t be discreet – click Like and Tweet,

And let your star shine bright.

Be hard to beat and fleet of feet

Get published what you write.

Don’t jot it down then slowly drown,

Within a glass of wine.

Don’t let the bastards get you down

And now you write this line.

 

            © Copyright Philip Barton May 21st, 2021. All rights reserved.

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