It’s good to keep your body parts
In proper shape and trim.
Wash your feet and shave your legs,
But not if you’re a him.
Brush your nails, but not until
Your ears are all picked clean.
No one knows about your nose,
We’ll leave that sight unseen.
Next your hair and then your teeth
But use a different brush.
It’s no excuse to say that you
Were simply in a rush.
Hair hanging from the toothbrush
Is really hard to swallow.
Now its time to empty bowels,
And when I’m done you follow.
© Copyright Philip Barton February 14th, 2008. All rights reserved.
