The Human Head

The human head needs rearranging.

This is clear from tests.

Evolution beckons,

And logic clear suggests…

The space between the nose and ears

Is obviously a waste.

The eyes can be reduced to one

And mouths can be replaced.

Food can poke straight up the nose.

It’s easy if you think.

Just increase the nostril size,

With built in straws for drink.

A single ear must face the front.

Two are quite lopsided.

Where to put the sex appeal

Has yet to be decided.

© Copyright Philip Barton, July 3rd, 2025.  All rights reserved

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