The quintessential gentleman
Has never once passed wind.
His standard is impeccable.
He’s never, ever, sinned.
He has no need for ‘please excuse’,
He stands with casual poise,
With dignity he quite eschews
That common, bottomly noise.
Languid, aloof and saintly,
Cool and imposingly tall,
He’s a noble and sterling example
That he sets for you, one and all.
© Copyright Philip Barton 13 March 2018. All rights reserved.
