When people ask me what I do,
I try to avoid saying what is true,
Because it’s just not easy to casually say,
Oh, I write nonsense every day,
It’s hard to be taken seriously,
There’s a certain lack of glamour.
There’re no corporate boards,
And no seat in the Lords.
Just constant complaints about grammar.
© Copyright, Philip Barton, July 10th, 2019. All rights reserved.
