Children who are prone to eating worms,
Should boil them first, to kill the germs.
And a hearty meal of congealed mud pies,
Is far more wise than flies with fries.
But the biggest mistake, that a child can make,
Is to try to bake a spider cake.
To be placed in an oven erodes its rights,
And can often produce a cake that bites.
© Copyright Philip Barton April 12th, 2005 – All rights reserved
