Author name: AdittyAday

A lifeless, woolly cardigan
Laid waste by fickle fates
Lies flattened on the road
Bound for the plain and pearly gates.

© Copyright Philip Barton February 20^th, 2025. All rights reserved.

It was the longest chip in the world,
This record would take some beating.
It was coming out of his bottom,
Before he’d finished eating.

© Copyright Philip Barton January 18^th, 2018. All rights reserved.