When disagreements make you cross
Stay kind and calm and sweet.
Control your temper always,
And don’t ever stamp your feet.
For that will cause your legs to shrink.
They’ll shorten more and more.
Until one day you’ll end up
With your bottom on the floor.
And then they’ll all talk down to you
Which isn’t what you planned on.
All arguments you’ll lose
For you won’t have a leg to stand on.
