Buying clothes for your wife is unwise.
It’s not a duty a man should discharge.
But when those days come,
And you’re forced to succumb,
Never buy Extra Large.
No matter what your eyes see.
Though it means a trip back to the Mall.
Pretend she’s petite,
But do keep the receipt,
And always buy Extra Small.
© Copyright Philip Barton, August 7th, 2025, All rights reserved
