There is a place for everything
And all things have a place.
Remember, always keep your tongue
Securely in your face.
Don’t place it in your pocket
As your trousers might get wet.
It’s always safe to hold your tongue
But later, not just yet.
It’s important that you mind your tongue,
So check once every week.
Open wide and look inside.
Is your tongue in cheek?
© Copyright Philip Barton, December 26th, 2010– All rights reserved
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